Never before has ACoK felt so short. In Mr Schwift’s hands ACoK can bring pleasure, joy and laughter.

Stoked you decided to pick back up with the abridged chapter eps. Discovered your content not long ago and I’ve been using it to temporarily satisfy my hunger to reread the series (again). Speaking of hunger — You should jump-start a segment called “A Crow For Feasts” where you dress up as a crow to chow on recipes from A Feast of Ice and Fire. Visuals? Pass! The bird costume is purely to get your head in the game. Just raw lossless audio of you being ravenous with each dish (like show canon Sandor Clegane hounding down rabbit stew near Fairmarket) as you rank how well each dish streams down your chin. Just food for thought. Cheers! FYI — If you’re rolling up in here like Bran Stark to leave a one-star review … [Ep 58: Sansa V, AGOT, 39:26-39:28]. Leaving a House Dayne sigil review on a decadent feast of episodes that are House Sunglass sigil entertainment is … [Ep 49: Jon VI, AGOT, 21:20-21:34]. And to that, I yield my time.

OMG IM SOO HAPPY UR BACK!!!

The amount of hours I have dedicated in my life listening to this podcast is ungodly.

This podcast should have 0 negative reviews, there are none better

Very good

Very authentic, sticking to GRRM’s pace

Keep it up or else I’ll get really sad

I love the explication of the text, the tangents, the random etymological, scientific, and historical inclusions. Alt Schwift X is truly a renaissance man for our times.

The podcast is keeping me sane after hearing that GRRM is 500(thousand) pages out from completing winds.

I like it!

Went from YouTube to podcast to get more of the early original episodes!

Five food descriptions out of five.

Please post a new episode Schwift. I owe 3,000 gold dragons to the Iron Bank and my only source of income is pirating this podcast for my friends.

Here’s my Hello Rock to the world welcoming you aboard this ever on point, never tangential discussion of the A Song of Ice and Fire.

Keep on keeping on. The only critic is it’s infrequency, but I’ll never get enough anyway!

I would sell my last pair of socks for just one more chapter, maybe just a food description… please schwifty please

Before the Alt Schwift X podcast I was homeless and addicted to crack cocaine. Schwifty turned my life around.

When the night is dark and full of terrors and all you can do is hold yourself while rolling around on the floor, only Schwifty (Schwifty means Lightbringer) has the tangents that bring the dawn that vanquish the long night.

The ramblings of a mad man. Absolutely incredible. Someone should write a book series based on this.

Exceptionally adequate.

I fall asleep to this podcast every night.

"Abridged"

Love his narration, humor, intellect, insight, theorizing and occasional burps, Alt Schwift X delivers euphonious joy to my ears. Always an excellent, entertaining time <3

A must for A Song of Ice and Fire fans. Definitely a tangent free zone.

It's the best podcast.

If you know you know. Paraphrasing of each chapter if the epic medieval fantasy series “A Song of Ice and Fire.” Out host Alt Schwift X, reads through each chapter, and relays the relevant info to you, while analyzing, and making connections to the rest of the series in real time.

This dude, he be a funny wonderful guy. Podcast gives me reasons to live

The best ASOIAF analysis I’ve ever come across. A genuinely thoughtful, humorous, and intelligent look at these awesome books... and so much more. The only downside is that I’m all caught up now and have to wait for new episodes! Hope he continues to make these awesome podcasts. Couldn’t recommend this more.

He’s about to hit episode 100 so had to give it a 5 star for still going strong years later. He will probably finish the series before winds of winter comes out 😭😂

“Congrats folks, we have just invented something that is sticky.” - Schwift

Check out his YouTube channel! The podcast is a little more laid back , I love that he burps during recordings lol and he reads live comments , a very fun listen.

...binge every episode and experience the goodness that is Schwift. Schwift is love, Schwift is life.

It’s fine only fine I don’t want schwifty to get a big head

Quality™ Content™

Mr Schwift is irreverant, hilarious and he burps, or at least he used to. I love listening to him. I believe someone must have told him they could listen to him reading a phone book, but Alt Schift ZZZ proved that to be not true. But I still listened...

10/10

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